Mr Bean!!!

Respect those friends who find TIME for you in their timetable, but Love those friends who DON’T CONSULT their timetable when you NEED them.


Jokes Of Mr. Bean


1) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


2) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


3) AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


4)MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.