Respect those friends who find TIME for you in their timetable, but Love those friends who DON’T CONSULT their timetable when you NEED them.
Jokes Of Mr. Bean
1) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
2) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
3) AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
4)MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
4 A's
Agreement 1
Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.
Agreement 2
Don't take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.
Agreement 3
Don't make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.
Agreement 4
Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.
Agreement 2
Don't take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.
Agreement 3
Don't make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.
Agreement 4
Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
Ten Terrific Self-Motivating Tips
No one can motivate anyone to do anything. All a person can do for another is provide them with incentives to motivate themselves. Here are ten very effective strategies to help you get up and get moving toward actualizing your enormous, untapped potential.
1. Be willing to leave your comfort zone. The greatest barrier to achieving your potential is your comfort zone. Great things happen when you make friends with your discomfort zone.
2. Don't be afraid to make mistakes. Wisdom helps us avoid making mistakes and comes from making a million of them.
3. Don't indulge in self-limiting thinking. Think empowering, expansive thoughts.
4. Choose to be happy. Happy people are easily motivated. Happiness is your birthright so don't settle for anything else.
5. Spend at least one hour a day in self-development. Read good books or listen to inspiring tapes. Driving to and from work provides an excellent opportunity to listen to self-improvement tapes.
6. Train yourself to finish what you start. So many of us become scattered as we try to accomplish a task. Finish one task before you begin another.
7. Live fully in the present moment. When you live in the past or the future you aren't able to make things happen in the present.
8. Commit yourself to joy . C. S. Lewis once said, "Joy is the serious business of heaven."
9. Never quit when you experience a setback or frustration. Success could be just around the corner .
10. Dare to dream big dreams. If there is anything to the law of expectation, then we're moving in the direction of our dreams, goals and expectations.
The real tragedy in life is not in how much we suffer , but rather in how much we miss , so don't miss a thing.
1. Be willing to leave your comfort zone. The greatest barrier to achieving your potential is your comfort zone. Great things happen when you make friends with your discomfort zone.
2. Don't be afraid to make mistakes. Wisdom helps us avoid making mistakes and comes from making a million of them.
3. Don't indulge in self-limiting thinking. Think empowering, expansive thoughts.
4. Choose to be happy. Happy people are easily motivated. Happiness is your birthright so don't settle for anything else.
5. Spend at least one hour a day in self-development. Read good books or listen to inspiring tapes. Driving to and from work provides an excellent opportunity to listen to self-improvement tapes.
6. Train yourself to finish what you start. So many of us become scattered as we try to accomplish a task. Finish one task before you begin another.
7. Live fully in the present moment. When you live in the past or the future you aren't able to make things happen in the present.
8. Commit yourself to joy . C. S. Lewis once said, "Joy is the serious business of heaven."
9. Never quit when you experience a setback or frustration. Success could be just around the corner .
10. Dare to dream big dreams. If there is anything to the law of expectation, then we're moving in the direction of our dreams, goals and expectations.
The real tragedy in life is not in how much we suffer , but rather in how much we miss , so don't miss a thing.
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